Dipesh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pumpkin Patch Land]

Not bad.

What a coincidence... the Pope gave me a blow job last night too!

Kaos444 responds:

He did? Really??!?!?!............ lol thanks for the good reveiw

[Secret Admirer : Foamy The Squirrel]

I never have liked Foamy...

But, this episode was better then the others. I guess because it didn't get annoying with his voice.

[Strawberry's Suicide!]

Well, it was kinda simplistic...

But it takes balls to do things like this as a minority, in a place where the majority basically "makes you or breaks you".

[You are a F*cking Moron4]

Insensitive... tasteless...

Your first two episodes were somewhat funny, the third one was just a stare off... and this one was disgusting. I think it's morally wrong to actually condemn a person to hell when all they've done wrong is live their dream, and entertain millions of people (not to mention Roy is in critical condition as we speak). I can just see the way your show is going - The next episode is going to be calling all the desperate people that jumped out of the World Trade Center towers 'fucking morons'? You obviously couldn't find anyone to pick on in the latest few weeks. Try aiming a bit higher at someone who's not dead or dying.

[Socknothat - TACO TIME!]

Damn dude...

Creepy voice... creepy music... and a creepy waving hand motion on a cheese. You should make it longer, with the hat's voice a bit more understandable. We love you Jared!

[Dance of Death!]

Add a pre-loader! (...please?)

That was pretty good. If I wasn't any smarter (which I'm not), I could have sworn you had a floating sperm cell in the background. Anyways, it was cool... make it longer!

[Battle for the Portal Pt2]

OMFG!!1

Tricky! That's hot shit. I loved StrawberryClock's Max Payne/Dante double gun thingy.

[Waxy NBA]

Tch... So much hate on the reviews.

I'm sorry for your loss. Steriods makes 'Tah Game' messy, like how your Flash provided such graphic scenery. I liked the wave sound at the end, so soothing.

TaKEitOrLUMPiT responds:

Its not hate on the reviews, its just my coolness seeping out in the from of hate

~Anyways, thanks for the good review, i thought the ending was the perfect one for this movie, with the glass slowly trembling down.

[Let's Settle this 1 on 1]

Hmm...

This looked almost as cool as the "Lugz" commercial where everyone is throwing around the graffiti art! Anyways, your Flash was alright. Bone Thugs -n- Harmony aren't really too hot right now (I think their best song was... "Down '95" or something). And in reguard to SmooveB's comments... An '89 wouldn't look good if it were hooked up; Where can you find a 9" exhuast?; And do you even know what VTEC is? (Let alone... buying 500 stickers would probably cost $2,500 seeing that every VTEC sticker is approximately $5's, which would surpass the value of a '89 Civic...). Let's be nice. By the way, which one of your Flash's were stolen and where was it showcased?

[Bush - U.S. of Whatever]

I personally like the Gamecube "Whatever!" more.

This wasn't bad, but in competition to the other "Whatever!" made, I lean towards that one more. George Bush didn't look like himself either (I don't exactly look at his eyes, but I thought he had light blue ones?), although Collin Powell looked closely like himself. The highlight was the Korean part.

And by the way, 'MappyTheKlown'... don't e-mail me talking shit; If I wanted your lip, I'd unzip my pants.